This is Princess Monster Truck. Yes, that's this cat's name. The ferociously-toothed feline was found by artists Tracy Timmons and Joseph Bryce, who were living in Brooklyn at the time.
Tracy told Buzzfeed that Princess Monster Truck "came tumbling out of a bush when we were walking home one night from dinner. Her hair was totally matted, she was really thin, and obviously hungry."
"Because she is all black and it was night time we didn't completely see the teeth until she looked up at us and let out a really weird howl/meow. When I saw her face I kind of shrieked and said, 'what is it?'"
Obviously, it was Princess Monster Truck.
"We decided we couldn't leave her, she didn't look like a survivor and so we led her to our house. I carried her at some points crossing streets and then sometimes put her down to allow her to follow."
"When we took her into the vet, and after they stopped laughing about her, I had to ask whether they thought Monster was born that way or whether something happened to her."
"The vet assured me that this looked like a condition from birth the way her jaw was structured, and these kinds of thing happen commonly in Persian breed and she thanked me for bringing her in to get her fixed. 'It stops here!,' she said."
Monster now lives on New York's east side with Tracy and Bryce, and as you can see, she recently started her own instagram due to popular demand.
Why do I care? Seriously — her name is PRINCESS MONSTER TRUCK. That name is almost as ridiculous as those damn teeth!